johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

underscorex:

fearofaghostplanet:

jimmyjammfannin:

fearofaghostplanet:

adamabinladen:

fearofaghostplanet:

History will remember Johnny Polo as Raven’s best run.

Then why did you have to refer to him as Raven for anyone to even know who this is….

You’re right. I should have said “Scotty Flamingo.”

It doesn’t matter because he is an overrated piece of shit under any name you call you.

Except as “Johnny Polo.” I feel that one was pretty good.

I did like that incredibly short-lived WCW angle where they had Raven go back to the ridiculous super-rich neighborhood he was actually from and Sandman was inexplicably his wacky sitcom neighbor.

I love how they lifted DDP vs. Raven direct from ECW, right down to DDP knowing Raven as a snotty, stuck-up kid.

And Johnny Polo. Good God do I love Johnny Polo.