Wrestling fans, if you don’t know who Rickey Shane Page is, let the man introduce himself.
Skeletor: …..hello?
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WHERE ARE MY DAMNED MINIONS?
Episode 1: Letter in the Dark
“Dear He-Man,
Do you realize how redundant your nom de guerre is? It troubles the darkest depths of my flawed soul, He-Man.
And imagine, He-Man, how someone who doesn’t adhere to your vicious binary gender constructs might feel about the imposition of your despicable, intolerant ideology!
Yessss, Gods forbid that there be a She-Man, or a He-Ra. Have you read Judith Butler? Perhaps you should.
No, there’s no room for that in He-Man’s Eternia! There’s no room for those of us who might feel differently!
You disgust me, He-Man!
And one day, you and the conservative monarchs you protect will fall. When that happens, you will be first against the wall, He-Man.
Insincerely Yours,
Skeletor, your doom”
Hologram Tupac, and how he ties in to the stunning inauthenticity of Hologram Nicki Minaj.
Dusty Rhodes. Dustin Rhodes. Terry Funk. Arn Anderson. This is as close as a match can get to being the so-called end of an era, and it isn’t even trying. Plus, Meng stands around and looks really cool in a pair of sunglasses. Click the link for the match and a detailed write-up.
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